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Melody Salvador: In awkward situations,we all pretend to text,:D
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Corinna Dreschmann:
ICH - Einfach Unverbesserlich 2 - Teaser deutsch / german HD Alin Bee übt schonmal den Text :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raoTuurBGiI http://www.facebook.com/minionsDE 2013 im Kino!!
Watch the video: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raoTuurBGiI
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Lars Andersson:
Läste innan på text tv innan jag åkte söderut att polisen gick it o varnade skarpt för folk som stod vid vägkanten o stoppade bilar för att de fått slut på bensinen och kunde bara byta bensin mot guld och skinjackor då de inte hade lontanter som
Nu vart ju jag stoppad av 2 st av utlänsk härkomst så troligtvis stämmer de polisen varnar för då de betedde sig exakt så
Ursäkten vart att jag har en underbar fru som betalar allt åt mig så jag har varken pengar el kreditkort då tappa de bara hakan hehe
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Herbdulsemeei Opeyemi Hadeyeye:
WHO WOULD U SAY IS D DUMBEST........
1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.....
2.IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to
open a bank account.
3.YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know
how long he slept....
4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the
news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply
because she forgot to give him sleeping pills....
6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he
wanted to read a text message..
7.AN EDO man who sprayed himself with mortein to keep
mosquitoes away......
8.AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a
passport photo.
9. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if
the mango was ripe enough then came down and
started stoning it.....
10.A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he
thought sprite was unripe........
11.A GWARI man who saw something that looked like
shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!!
Thank God i no match am....
12.AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the
refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM...
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Elijah Bailey Wright:
would i go with you?
() Yes ✔
() No ✘...
() Maybe
() You Deserve Better .
Rate :
() 1O
() 2O
() 30
() 4O
() 5O
() 6O
() 7O
() 80
() 90
() 100
Best Feature :
() Lips.
() Eyes.
() Hair.
() personalty
() Everything.
() Nothing you're ew!
If You Hug Me ,I Would :
() Pull You In Closer. (^_^,)
() Push you Away.
() Beat you up.
() It's Alright, Just Let You Hugg Me
() Hug Back.
You Are My :
[] Boo
[] Flirting Buddy
[] Friend.
[] Best Friend.
[] Brother/ Sister.
[] You Tell Me ?
[] I Don't Know Yet ?
[] Wifey ;D
[] Texting Buddy.
[] Cuddle buddy.
If You Kissed Me I'd :
[] Kiss You Back ,♥!
[] Be Surprised.
[] Slap You.
[] Stare At You & Continue Kissing.
[] Bite Your Lip.
[] none of above.
You Should :
[] Marry Me on Fb.
[] Text Me.
[] Inbox Me
[] Make This As Your Status So I Can Like It ? :L
[] Be mine. [] Call Me! [] Hang with me.
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Just the Tuth:
A disease found in teenagers,
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In which they think they have heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.... :p =D
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Jasmine Garcia: Can i message you?
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THE ULTIMATE QUOTES :): In awkward situations, we all pretend to text xU xQ!!
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Mbagwu Juliet Blissy: tanks 2 u guys 4 d birthday text luv all
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Luhan And Jessica Shipper: FF DISSECTION [CHAPTER 3]
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Brandyy Katee Louisee:
Like for:
If I Had a tattoo of your Name It would be on...
[] My Neck :)
[] My Wrist :)
[] My Back :)
[] My Side :)
[] My Ankle :)
[] My Waist :) ...
[] Rite where my heart is :D ♥'
[] LMAO ,you don't deserve one ! :] ...
[] Dont Know
You Are My...
[] Boo ;)
[] Partner In Crimee :)
[] Homie ♥'
[] Best Friend ♥' :))
[] Ride or Die :P ♥'
[] Love :)
[] B A B Y ♥
[] Boo (:
[] Flirting Buddy ;3
[] Friend
[] Close Friend
[] Brother/Sister [:
[] You Tell Me ? ;o
[] I Don't Know Yet, :)
[] Wifey ♥;D
[] Texting Buddy :)
You Should:
[] Marry Me on Fb ! ♥
[] Text Me ;3
[] Inbox Me (:
[] Make This As Status So I Can Like it ? ;p
[] be mine ♥:P
[] Call Me
[] Give me a hug
If we walked home together I would...
[] hold your hand
[] push you in a bush
[] trip you and laugh
[] hug you
[] talk
Would I Date You
[] Maybe
[] HELL NO.!
[] NO comment
[] Yess ♥
[] Cute but not my type. ♥
[] LOOOOOOL! :$ ;)
:)Rate:
[] 1
[] 2
[] 3
[] 4
[] 5
[] 6
[] 7
[] 8
[] 9
[] 10
[] Broke My Scale ♥
YOU + ME + Room = _____ ?
[] Pillow Fight. ^.♥
[] Talk. :)
[] Make Out. :3
[] Cuddle. :3 () up to you :)
[] Do the usual ;)
[] Prank Calls :P
[] Fight. >.<
[] Take Pictures.:) ♥'
[] Watch Tv / Movies.:)
[] Dance Like Idiots. :
[] Play Truth Or Dare[:
[] Never Going To Happen.
Best Feature:
() Lips :*
() Eyes ;]
() Hair c:
() Personality :)
() Everything ♥
()Nothing
Through Inboxx
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Breezy Queen:
Labis Akong Nasaktan Ng Di Ka Nag Text
Umakyat Ako Sa ROOF TOP Namin..
Sabe Ng Mga Tao Sakin
Wag Kang Magpapakamaty
Sabe Ko Sa Kanila
WAG KAYONG MANGIELAM
Di NiYO ALAM KUNG GANO KAHIRAPKAPAG KA WALANG SiGNAL ^.^
#HAHAHHAHHAHAHAH |:D
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Computer & Mobile (٠ Hacking Tips & Trick ٠):
If I give you a 10 TB drive, what will you put in? :P
(choose 5 things)
Latte
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Fremovill Fmv:
GUSTO MO BA NA WALANG PASOK?
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Just type CLASS OFF
at isend sa PRINCIPAL, May chance ka pang manalo ng TRIP to GUIDANCE OFFICE at mameet ang buong FACULTY MEMBERS with your PARENTS.
GET A CHANCE TO WIN A SUSPENDED CERTIFICATE for 1 year + 70% na maaari ka pang manalo ng KICK OUT PACKAGE for 4 years sa GRAND DRAW! :D
at merOn pang surprises...
Pde mOng makuha ANG GRAND SLAM sa mga maguLang mO... :))
anO pang inaantay mo text na!!
#ctrl. CV
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Saeed Detect Saeed Sajedi: متن آهنگهای جدید,عکس,پیشواز دیوونه ی ِ معین راهبر و کاراشم
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Cynthia Henry: I hate it W̶̲̥̅ƹn myfrnds on any social netwrk dnt reply Mε̲̣̣̣̥ bck W̶̲̥̅ƹn i ping them ,if u cnt ping Mε̲̣̣̣̥ bck W̶̲̥̅ƹn i text u, u better delete Mε̲̣̣̣̥ or i D̶̲̥̅̊☺ S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴͡ myself .
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Lee Yoh Mhar Flores:
Peter Pan said:
"Just think of a happy thoughts, and you'll FLY!"
but when i think of you,
why i'm FALLING??
>> hahaha :D
#loved
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Col·legi Oficial d'Infermeres i Infermers de Tarragona: CODI D’ÈTICA DE LES INFERMERES I INFERMERS DE CATALUNYA Des d’ara i fins el proper 6 de juliol pots fer arribar la teva esmena a la proposta de text del nou codi d’ètica de les infermeres catalanes. Segueix les instruccions i envia la teva aportació al document!
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Obochi Arome Jeffery:
@ pokiri abdulmalik raja......===Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the
tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the
cake .Make it a day,that's simply Great!!!
Happy B'Day...
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
My Brov@,Whr d party @?
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Brianna Osman:
Like for Beau Fletcher
Like for
If it was raining id
[] Give you my jumper.
[]Let you stand under my umbrella.
[#]Push you in a puddle. Haha !!
[]Run away.
[]Hug you and keep you warm.
[]Not to sure.
If you kissed me I would ?
[]Bite your lips softly.
[]Kiss you back.
[]Slap the shit out of you
[]Laugh about it.
[]Stare at you wondering if I should kiss you back
[#]It would never happen.
If you hugged me I would ?
[#]Hug you back.
[]Push you away.
[]I'd be shocked.
[]It's alright, just let you hug me.
You should:
[#]Make this as your status so I can like it.
[]Hit me up now
[]Inbox me.
[]Do nothing.
[]Text me now
[]Marry me on Facebook.
Would I date you ?
[]Yea.
[]Maybe ;D
[#]Never
[]Already did
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Ian Flores:
text mo ko sang number nga smart pag ga online kamu
Jhon Patrex Flores Francis Alvin Flores.....
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SyEd MurtAza Ali:
- The Reason i text u is because i miss u !
The Reason i dont Text u is because I m waiting 4 u To miss me ! -
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1st Christian Church of Golden City:
The Story behind the Story
Ezra 7:1–8:36
The Bible is full of unexpected moments. Some events seem almost coincidental, where people are in the right place at the right time. This is exactly the case with Ezra.
In ancient times, it was unusual for a king to honor a foreigner with a decree. It was even stranger for a king to offer his own wealth to help such a foreigner. Yet that’s what happened to Ezra: King Artaxerxes of Persia sent Ezra, and any Israelite willing to go with him, to his own land (and the people living there) with the blessing of silver and gold (Ezra 7:11–28).
The Bible doesn’t give the reason for Artaxerxes’ spontaneous generosity. He may have been motivated by politics, trying to gain the allegiance of the Israelites, govern the population in Babylonia, or inhabit a new land to control the native people there. Yet the most convincing reason for his actions seems to be that his heart was moved.
While the text doesn’t explicitly say, it appears that Yahweh motivated Artaxerxes to do not only the right thing, but the selfless thing. For at least this brief moment, Artaxerxes was compassionate and empathetic. He understood that God’s people needed to practice their religion freely and worship Him in their own land.
Ezra’s involvement in these events wasn’t a matter of chance. God intended for him to be there, in that moment, to do that work. His providential work was part of every step.
How have you been intentionally placed to do God’s work? What influence can you use for His kingdom?
JOHN D. BARRY
Barry, J. D., & Kruyswijk, R. (2012). Connect the Testaments: A Daily Devotional. Bellingham, WA: Logos Bible Software.
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Anas Usman:
A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them "After your weddings, text me your first night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way!"
After a week, the first daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the second sent 'BENSON'. Their mum, as a 'soji woman' picked up a tin of Nescafe and read from d label "fantastic till d last drop!" She also went to her husband's pack of Benson cigarettes and found written on it "Extra long, king size!" she thought aloud "not too bad for them at their age"
A few days later, her third daughter's text comes in, "Arik: Lagos - Kano!". So Mama calls Arik Air information desk to inquire about their Kano to Lagos flight. She was told, "Its 3 times daily, 7 days a week and the flight duration is 75 minutes to and fro!"
Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps and faints shouting..."Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo O! ( this one will kill my daughter!)"
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Muhammed Supol Musa: JOKE> Do you take me as your lawfull wedded Textmate too call and too Text in low Battery and Poor Network till no Credit do us Part ?:p =D have great day ahead jor O
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Brianna Osman:
Like Cody Fletcher
Like for
If it was raining id
[] Give you my jumper.
[]Let you stand under my umbrella.
[]Push you in a puddle. Haha !!
[#]Run away.
[]Hug you and keep you warm.
[]Not to sure.
If you kissed me I would ?
[]Bite your lips softly.
[]Kiss you back.
[]Slap the shit out of you
[]Laugh about it.
[]Stare at you wondering if I should kiss you back
[#]It would never happen.
If you hugged me I would ?
[#]Hug you back.
[]Push you away.
[]I'd be shocked.
[]It's alright, just let you hug me.
You should:
[#]Make this as your status so I can like it.
[]Hit me up now
[]Inbox me.
[]Do nothing.
[]Text me now
[]Marry me on Facebook.
Would I date you ?
[]Yea.
[]Maybe ;D
[#]Never
[]Already did
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Cha Gee Pujalte: Hi! :D I'm currently a clinician at Centro Escolar University, College of Dentistry. I'm looking for patients who are willing to undergo dental procedures in our school clinics. Interested parties may PM me on Facebook, or text me at 09277847889. Thank you!
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Rosseller Lagumbay:
(UNKNOWN TEXT)
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B0y: hi,naa n ky uyab?
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Girl: naa na, knsa d i ni?
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Boy: papa nimu ni!bantay lng ka
nig.uli nq!
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(2nd UNKNOWN TEXT)
B0y:hi,naa n ky uyab?
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Girl: wla oi, wla q ana,Knsa d i ka?
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B0y: imo tawn ni uyab.Im0 jd q
gpasakitan.
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Girl:oh sori babe, i tot c papa n pd ka.
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B0y: yes! Aq btaw ni, imong papa!Huwata lng n mkauli q bitay0n jd tkang bayhana ka!
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naahn.. tahahaa xD.
.. 2013 edition. . .jajah!
Like , share , comment if naka intindi ka. Ok.
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Brianna Osman:
Like for Christian Smith
Like for
If it was raining id
[] Give you my jumper.
[]Let you stand under my umbrella.
[#]Push you in a puddle. Haha !!
[]Run away.
[]Hug you and keep you warm.
[]Not to sure.
If you kissed me I would ?
[]Bite your lips softly.
[]Kiss you back.
[]Slap the shit out of you
[]Laugh about it.
[]Stare at you wondering if I should kiss you back
[#]It would never happen.
If you hugged me I would ?
[#]Hug you back.
[]Push you away.
[]I'd be shocked.
[]It's alright, just let you hug me.
You should:
[#]Make this as your status so I can like it.
[]Hit me up now
[]Inbox me.
[]Do nothing.
[]Text me now
[]Marry me on Facebook.
Would I date you ?
[]Yea.
[]Maybe ;D
[]Never
[#]Already did
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Brianna Osman:
Like for Courtney Grace
Like for
If it was raining id
[] Give you my jumper.
[]Let you stand under my umbrella.
[#]Push you in a puddle. Haha !!
[]Run away.
[]Hug you and keep you warm.
[]Not to sure.
If you kissed me I would ?
[]Bite your lips softly.
[]Kiss you back.
[]Slap the shit out of you
[]Laugh about it.
[]Stare at you wondering if I should kiss you back
[#]It would never happen.
If you hugged me I would ?
[#]Hug you back.
[]Push you away.
[]I'd be shocked.
[]It's alright, just let you hug me.
You should:
[#]Make this as your status so I can like it.
[]Hit me up now
[]Inbox me.
[]Do nothing.
[]Text me now
[]Marry me on Facebook.
Would I date you ?
[]Yea.
[]Maybe ;D
[#]Never
[]Already did
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Hazal Deniz: Like & ich Poste dir :-* *_* :$
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Sakinah Nazri II:
sorry kalau aku tak reply text , org single tak perlu pegang fon 24jam :D :D :D hahaha
* malas sbnarnya
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Hannah Onuigbo:
Inspite of all obstacles nd trials, true love will stand d text of time!
Never stop holding on 2 what u believe in.
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Chloee Louisee: Anyone wanna text sesh :D
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DhienaAvriyanie'chiloechue AmiessOkeh: : baru punya handphone BLACKBERRY yaa (?) cuma kaya gitu aja di poto n' di share ke semua nya trus di jadiin masalah deh !! cara anda NORAK , ngga kasian yaa mati'in rejeki orang mulu .. apa pantas anda di sebut atasan (?)#NO !!
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Haruna Zulkifl Muhammad: Ya Allah when YOU update d list of those U will admit into Jannah, let the reader of this text & his good frenz n families b among them.ameen
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Jamal Ashraf: Bye :( Bye :( MooD oWF yR
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Brianna Osman:
Like for
If it was raining id
[] Give you my jumper.
[]Let you stand under my umbrella.
[]Push you in a puddle. Haha !!
[]Run away.
[]Hug you and keep you warm.
[]Not to sure.
If you kissed me I would ?
[]Bite your lips softly.
[]Kiss you back.
[]Slap the shit out of you
[]Laugh about it.
[]Stare at you wondering if I should kiss you back
[]It would never happen.
If you hugged me I would ?
[]Hug you back.
[]Push you away.
[]I'd be shocked.
[]It's alright, just let you hug me.
You should:
[]Make this as your status so I can like it.
[]Hit me up now
[]Inbox me.
[]Do nothing.
[]Text me now
[]Marry me on Facebook.
Would I date you ?
[]Yea.
[]Maybe ;D
[]Never
[]Already did
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Syam Syahmie: Sehari tak text → Ambik Phone → Tengok gambar dia → Tak puas hati tengok lagi → Air mata keluar → Cakap dalam hati "Ya Allah rindunya dia.
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Rahul Sharma: In a relationship with Jäsmɇɇŋ Käur :D
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Sabri Sarıoğlu'ndan İnciler:
"Soyadımı doğru yazabilmek için yıllarca uğraştım. Ne anlama geldiğini de hâlâ bilmiyorum." Aatıf Chahechouhe ^,^
Sınava Girsem Hocadan 10 dk isterim adımı yazmak için mk ^,^
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Ann Kristin Schipper:
Timeline Photos Förstår faktiskt inte varför ordet "hen" provocerar så många. Jag tycker att det är ett väldigt praktiskt och användbart ord. Till exempel i denna text från Babycenter: "När ditt barn är sex månader, har han eller hon utvecklat tillräckligt starka arm- och nackmuskler för att kunna vända sig runt åt båda håll." Det hade väl varit lättare att skriva "hen" istället för "han eller hon"? Ja, jag kände nu när jag skrev det hur mycket lättare det var :) Perfekt att använda i de fall där könet är ointressant, okänt eller oviktigt.
Håller ni med? "Förstår faktiskt inte varför ordet "hen" provocerar så många. Jag tycker att det är ett väldigt praktiskt och användbart ord. Till exempel i denna text från Babycenter: "När ditt barn är sex månader, har han eller hon utvecklat tillräckligt starka arm- och nackmuskler för att kunna vända sig runt åt båda håll." Det hade väl varit lättare att skriva "hen" istället för "han eller hon"? Ja, jag kände nu när jag skrev det hur mycket lättare det var :) Perfekt att använda i de fall där könet är ointressant, okänt eller oviktigt."
Kunde inte ha sagt det bättre själv
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Black Veil Brides Saved My Fucking Life:
guys at the moment I'm in a long distance relationship and like seriously I'm missing him so bad at the moment.
What can I do to distract myself?
#Brielle
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Myrna Salazar: Salamat sa nag bigay na globe no. ;))))))))))))text guise ha ;D
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