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Brett Alexander

Brett Alexander: Accidentally clicked on a stupid video with the volume blasting on the Facebook news feed, while my wife was sleeping, Thanks a lot Facebook and your silly tricks.

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Rodel Ramirez

Rodel Ramirez: Dark Post Profits - How    

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Ahsan Irfan

707100875994601 Ahsan Irfan:         Name / Nickname: Ahsan Irfan
About Yourself: Outgoing, Either very loud or quiet depending on where I am, I am into politics and airplanes. Looking forward to next year, can't wait to get out of high school!!!
Hometown: Markham, Ontario
High School: Middlefield CI
Age: 17 (18 in may)
Faculty: Liberal Arts and Professional Studies
Intended major: Economics/Political Science
Favorite Music: definitely Country
Favourite TV Shows: 24, Law and Order, Homeland, The Blacklist
Favourite Movies: Goodfellas, Tom Hanks and Adam Sandler movies
Favourite Computer Games: ain't nobody got time for that!
Favourite Blogs/Websites: facebook, news, twitter
Favourite Food: shawarma
Sports you play: a bit of everything
Do you party?: of course
Do you drink (coffee)?: all day everyday
Do you smoke?: no
Is it okay if your roommate drinks?: not rez
Is it okay if your roommate smokes?: not rez
Religion: Muslim
Level of commitment: Depend what I am committed to
Into politics?: Very
Ever had a roommate?: nope
Night owl or early bird?: night owl
Time you go to bed on weeknights/weekends: 12-1
Time you wake up on weekdays/weekends: 11
Do you snore?: Not to my knowledge
Are your grades important: Yes
Do you mind having people in your room?: Not rez
Do you mind having people stay over night?: Not rez
If so, how often?:
How often do you talk on the phone?: Everyday
Any unusual habits?: Not really
Clean or messy?: messy
Shy or outgoing?: outgoing
Lazy or active?: depends
Are you going to be working a job on/off campus?: Probably off campus
Twitter: @ahsanirf
Instagram: ahsanirf
Website/Blog:
Other:

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Mindy May ヅ

Mindy May ヅ: I don't know how people work out at home. I feel no motivation but to go lay in my bed. I did do several crunches. Feeling bummed didn't make it to gym today. :( But I will be there tomorrow with bells on....

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Thaa Reaal Melloww

Thaa Reaal Melloww: Facebook News Feed is a full of surprises

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Scotty Studer

Scotty Studer: I tell ya, who needs TV drama when you have your Facebook news feed!! Wow!!

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Citizen Kane Mhb

Citizen Kane Mhb: I haven't went to My Facebook News feed In over a week. And Nor Do I care more.

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Christopher D. McNaughton

Christopher D. McNaughton: My Facebook news feed is blowing the fuck up right now! Good show, Habs. Good show indeed.

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Courtney N' Samantha

Courtney N' Samantha: its a fact, if you scroll through your facebook news feed long enough your IQ will actually fall from seeing, and taking in so much stupidity

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Brandon Greene

Brandon Greene: Facebook News feed: "Ten facts you never knew about ."
Me: You mean eleven facts, because I don't know who the fuck that is. O.o

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Frankie Flores

Frankie Flores: Get YOUR AD placed in 1,000s of Facebook NEWS FEEDS around the world. NO Competing with other ads in FB GROUPS. LARGE and UP-FRONT for eyes to actually see, for only $.03-$.05 per click **Message Me NOW for details**

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Curtis Type D Bird

Curtis Type D Bird: Facebook news headline of the day:
"Female insect penetrates reluctant male insect with spiky
Penis"
And it's not even lunchtime.

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Karasaurus Rex

Karasaurus Rex: My Facebook news feed: 1/10 the rest of the world, 9/10 Adam Day wishes he had a cool but cute, awkwardly dorky girlfriend

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The Language Wall

The Language Wall: Facebook News Feed History of the World: World War I to World War II     The history of the WWI and WWII through Facebook postings.

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Frankie Flores

Frankie Flores: Get YOUR AD placed in 1,000s of Facebook NEWS FEEDS around the world. NO Competing with other ads in FB GROUPS. LARGE and UP-FRONT for eyes to actually see, for only $.03-$.05 per click **Message Me NOW for details**

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Jeremy Townsend

Jeremy Townsend: I don't understand the idea behind the Facebook news feed algorithm, why does it mix up the random status updates chronologically? What purpose would that serve? Why do I see one thing posted yesterday then one thing posted 7 hours ago, then one thing from just now...then another thing from yesterday. Also how does it decide what I see? I got to say, It's doing a piss poor job choosing which user updates to show me...
I know that Facebook doesn't care but it's almost like they are TRYING to make the website irrelevant and useless.... This has been going on for years now, but why?

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Ryan Kenealy

Ryan Kenealy: Scrolling down your Facebook news feed and thinking...

'Wanker, twat, slag'

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Frankie Flores

Frankie Flores: Get YOUR AD placed in 1,000s of Facebook NEWS FEEDS around the world. NO Competing with other ads in FB GROUPS. LARGE and UP-FRONT for eyes to actually see, for only $.03-$.05 per click **Message Me NOW for details**

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Kendall Dielemans

Kendall Dielemans: Pretty Baby Bowtique     Krisinda Alberto this poppers up on my facebook news feed...lol

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Becky Fox Jascoviak

10152108179997831 Becky Fox Jascoviak:         The intention of this picture is to fill up our Facebook news feeds with Disney Pictures for just one day to drown out the negativity. Like my status and I'll give you a Disney character you remind me of. You then post it along with this status and keep the Disney fun rolling!

Aaron Breford gave me Kermit the Frog since I'm "always putting on a show to save the theatre."

These cupcakes were made by Rachel Rettew (Happy Birthday by the way) for my 40th! Love Kermy, Piggy, and the whole clan - can't wait to see the next movie!

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Moe Profane Artist

Moe Profane Artist: I got a text from my sister and an EMAIL from my brother for my birthday.

The didn't even have to be prompted by an annoying reminder on their facebook news feed.

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Jeremy David Jones

Jeremy David Jones: Sorry in advance if my posts flood your Facebook news feeds. Sorry about your luck. You can unfriend me if you'd like. I'm just having a blast sharing Jesus! Game on!

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Andy Wake Self Martinez

Andy Wake Self Martinez: Wake Self (ft. Ariano) - So Good (Official Video)     Official Facebook News Update. Powdered alcohol was invented, and it's the NBA playoffs.......

IN OTHER NEWS... I dropped a NEW F*ckin Video last week!!!

Peep the visuals, Something to enjoy your day to, And as always share the LOVE, help me spread some good vibes to the masses.

-Wake-Up-     Buy the New Album "Good Things Happen To Those Who Wake" Available at the link below http://www.wakeself.com/shop/albums/wake-self-good-things-happen-to-thos...
Watch the video: video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUC5VDt_v_U

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Endeavour

Endeavour: Andrew Gower - News     Siobhan Parker has an Andrew Gower facebook News page! Give it a look! Endeavour approves. :)

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Brandon Lai

Brandon Lai:     That moment when you realize how many that moments status there are on your news feed.. That is... This moment

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Til Gjoza

Til Gjoza: http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6486984/facebook-news-feed-history-of-the-world-big-bang-to-humans/page:7
"Common Sense is no longer friends with Religion"
I know it's long, but there is such funny stuff here and you guys might learn something too.

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Vanessa Haislip

Vanessa Haislip: Well today is a quite day babysitting all three kids are sound to sleep.

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Ebuddy N' Paris

Ebuddy N' Paris: New Facebook News Feed     with new theme

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LX Print & Marketing

LX Print & Marketing: How Do I Use a Facebook News Feed for My Business?     Here's a crash course...to help your business.

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Joshy Clements

Joshy Clements: Scrolling down your Facebook news feed and thinking...

'Wanker, twat, slag, no one cares...'

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Frankie Flores

Frankie Flores: Get YOUR AD placed in 1,000s of Facebook NEWS FEEDS around the world. NO Competing with other ads in FB GROUPS. LARGE and UP-FRONT for eyes to actually see, for only $.03-$.05 per click **Message Me NOW for details**

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Justin Barker

Justin Barker: Jumps on facebook, news feed full of drama, nope fuck this thread to Google it is!

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Devin Rhys Alexander

Devin Rhys Alexander: My facebook news feed be leading me to the Playboy website

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Kyle ZY

Kyle ZY: Facebook news feed post by: John Okafor(Mr Ibu)
John Okafor(Mr Ibu) wrote:

TEACHER: Musa, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
Musa : A teacher!
TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean? Musa: By staying at home!
TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria.
[Few minutes later] Musa : Here it is sir. TEACHER: Where? You haven’t drawn anything Musa : Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope?
TEACHER: Musa, your essay on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy
his essay?
Musa: No Sir, it’s the same dog.

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Apis Lah

587668064685776 Apis Lah: Timeline Photos     Look for X3 Coins from your friends on your Facebook News Feed! Here are some Free Coins to get you started
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LIKE & SHARE this post to remind your friends to share their wins!

~Lucy    

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Melissa Damon George

Melissa Damon George: Anyone else up? Facebook news feed is so quiet this time of night ...

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Brandon Shultz

Brandon Shultz: wow my facebook news feed seems to have gone cancerous....

deleting and unfollowing people.

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Lia Fairchild, Author

Lia Fairchild, Author: The 8 Easiest Ways To Clean Up Your Facebook News Feed     We need to get busy and clean things up. Each day when you scroll throw and ask yourself "who is that person" then hover over their name and click to unfollow. You should do that with pages you no longer care about. Otherwise you'll never see what is most important to you.

See you on the other side. ;-)

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Lia Fairchild

Lia Fairchild: The 8 Easiest Ways To Clean Up Your Facebook News Feed     Seriously, we need to clean things up. Each day when I scroll throw and ask myself "who the hell is that person" I then hover over their name and click to unfollow. You should do that with pages you no longer care about. Otherwise you'll never see what is most important to you.

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Adam Redmurphy

Adam Redmurphy: wow is the new thing to report a nigga to facebook.... NEWS FLASH STOP SNITCHIN......

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David Gravel

David Gravel: Remember that time where u were scrolling down checkin out ur facebook news feeds and BAM facebook refreshes and goes back to the top and u had to do it all over!!!!! Ohhh yaa, every freakin minute!!!!! Arrggghh
#anger #uselesslyrobingastupidpeiceofglass #iphone

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Yvonne Montaño

Yvonne Montaño: My Bad....I'm hungry & didn't make any dinner :/
Mike will be home any minute :O
IDK! Dion's maybe.. I'm tired................................

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Steven Harper Jr.

Steven Harper Jr.: As I look over the Facebook news feed at people's statues and certain people are still complaining about the same things they did a year ago and claimed that they will do differently in 2014. Complaining about their bf/husband/wife/gf, so-called friends, their job or co-workers etc. Maybe, just maybe it's you! When are you gonna learn that what you allow will continue to happen? If you keep going to the same places, putting yourself in the same situations, and doing the same old things over and over again, seriously "Why do you think things will be different?" For believers in Jesus Christ, allowing him to do his work and soften your heart, humbling yourself can make all the difference in the world. I'm not here to judge, but alot of times, you have to look at yourself! I've had to do the same thing and it was rough. Change is difficult but good change is well worth it in the end. I feel somebody needed to hear this and be reminded of this today.

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Sue Goodrick

Sue Goodrick: Reminding everyone that you can set your facebook "news feed" to Most Recent rather then Top Stories (Ie date order so you can find them again and so facebook doesn't tell you what to read) by seclecting "News Feed" in the menu at left and then choosing Most Recent. NB you will have to do this every time you open facebook as it seems to default to Top Stories.

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Lisa Spaulding

Lisa Spaulding: How to Disable Facebook Video Auto-Play     As you may have noticed, your Facebook News Feed recently began auto-playing videos. This can be annoying on a PC and downright harmful on your mobile device, as it can eat up your data or drain your device’s battery. However, you can disable the auto-play feature on PC and Android devices and save…

Disable that shit...http://facecrooks.com/Internet-Safety-Privacy/How-Disable-Facebook-Video-Auto-Play.html/

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Michael Gray

Michael Gray: I interrupt your Facebook news feed for this public service announcement; stop causing traffic on rt 80 west with "sun glare" and BUY YOURSELF SOME FUCKING SUNGLASSES! Thank you that is all, you may return to your regularly scheduled facebooking!

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Patrick Reeves

Patrick Reeves: COHERENCY NOTICE: The materials on this Facebook News Feed/Wall, including any attachments, photos, cat videos, or shares, were composed in an attempt to present the coherent message of the poster. It is for this sole purpose that the poster has posted these updates, except when he is drunk. If any post appearing here does not reflect the coherent thoughts intended by the poster, be advised that any misinterpretation of the message by the recipient(s) is strictly prohibited. If you have viewed this or any other update on this News Feed/Wall and find that it does not appear to contain a single coherent thought. Immediately notify the poster by IM and understand that not every post can be perfect.

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Modern Marketing World

551892538259982 Modern Marketing World: Timeline Photos     How to Create Successful Facebook News Feed Ads via Social Media Examiner

http://www.socialmediaexaminer.com/facebook-news-feed-ads/     Some great tips from the guys Classic Marketing Strategy. :)

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